The Ventriloquist

[Rocketman]

>
> The Ventriloquist
>
> A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show
> in a small town in New Brunswick .
>
> With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond
> jokes.
>
> Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts
> shouting, "Ive heard enough of your stupid ass blond jokes! What makes
> you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a
> person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like
> you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
> community, and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and
> your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blonde,
> but women in general and all in the name of humor!"
>
> The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells,
> "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little f----er on your
> knee!"