stranded on a deserted island

[CAPTAINZING]

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.


One day a beautiful girl
swims to shore in a wetsuit....

Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."

Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it
been since you've had a cigarette?"

Man: "It's been ten years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot
on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: "Oh thank you so much!"

Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"

Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her
wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] "So tell me then,
how long has it been since you played around?"

Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there
too?!"