Funny Signs

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1) Funny Signs

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

2) Email from B&Q Customer
Subject: Ellen Macarthur - Round the World Voyage
Customer Service Department
B&Q Sponsor Dept
Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back in the same place 72 days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

3) Manufacturer's Notices
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness".
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On Nobby's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts".
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
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On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping".


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