This is not a joke, just an observation!! I'm sure this does not pertain to any men posting or reading this forum!! That's my disclaimer!!
Why don't men just sit down to pee? I mean really, does it save that much time? Well let me tell you something, if it saves you time, it probably wastes someone elses, by them having to clean up after you.
It's not going to get wet, we all know that!! You wouldn't have to worry if the other guys was bigger, you wouldn't even be looking!! And if you were watching what you were doing instead of looking somewhere else, or thinking of something else, you may be able to hit the toilet!! Hence no mess!!