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Old 01-12-2007, 03:15 PM   #1
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RENT-A-SPONSOR




Are you tired of being told like it is?

Still looking for that easier, softer way?

Had enough of that same old time-tested direction?

No Reading ! No Writing! No Deadlines!

STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE:

*Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the Basic Text or
Steps!

*Co-signing your excuses and rationalizations!

*Work only the Steps you want, in the order you choose!

*Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it!

*Why "walk the walk" when you can just "talk the talk?"

*Remember, it's better to look good than to feel good!

*Why save your ass at the cost of losing your face?


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YES, WE WILL WRITE YOUR INVENTORY FOR YOU


Yes, at Rent-A-Sponsor we know how

unique you are and we do understand!

HALF MEASURES ARE OUR SPECIALTY!

Call 1-900-O-POOR-ME or 1-900-POUR-ME-1

Call now and receive a free copy of

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