Two Little Boys

[Rocketman]

>Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds
>next to each other outside the operating room.
>
>The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
>
>The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm pretty nervous."
>
>
>The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when
>I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O
>and ice-cream. It's a breeze."
>
>The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
>
>The first kid says, "A circumcision."
>
>The second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy! I had that done when I was
>born....Couldn't walk for a year!
>