some scientific....jokes

[indigo]

Physics Graduate



Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees".




Question:

Upon entering a laboratory, you see an experiment. How do you know which class it belongs to?

Answer:
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.

If it stinks, it's chemistry.

If it doesn't work, it's physics.



Rene Descartes sits down for a meal at a Parisian restaurant. The waiter asks for his order and he orders a hamburger.

The waiter asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

Descartes says, "I think not," and instantly disappears.



Ivan Ivanovich, the great Russian scientist decides to do an experiment to know how fast a thermometer falls down. He takes a thermometer and a light, a candle light, to the 3rd floor of a building and recognizes that they are reaching the ground at the same time. Ivan Ivanovich, the great Russian scientist writes in his book: "A thermometer falls with the
speed of light."





What is the definition of "electron?"

What the US did in 1980 and 1984.