private parts

[CAPTAINZING]

My Private Part Died Today!



An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing

home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if

there was anything wrong.



"Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I

am very sad."



Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she

replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."



The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private

Part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein,"

she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your

Private Part back inside your pajamas."



But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Pri

vate Part died."



"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"



(You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!)





"Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."