The Frog

[Rocketman]

A woman goes to her local pet store in search of an
'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL
of frogs.


The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'

Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.


The girl excitedly looks around to see if
anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the
counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says
to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

she nods, grabs the box, and is quickly
on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her
apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. get into bed and place the frog down
beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog
and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The girl is very
disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the
instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you
have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says,
'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her
doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done
everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS
there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up
the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:



'LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'