Taxes

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<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2><FONT color=#000000><FONT face=Arial>Dear IRS<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = U1 /><U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME>

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME>407.00 in taxes.
Please note the attached article from USA Today<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME> wherein you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029)<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME> bringing my total remitted to $3429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME>" as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws is enclosed for your convenience.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME> and I look forward to paying it again next year.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comSincerely<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME>
A Satisfied Taxpayer<O:P></O:P>


TODAYS TAXES
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Court Fines
(indirect taxes)
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax
(FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax
(42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Interest Expense
(tax on the money THEY paid tax on already)
Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges
(tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties
(tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Septic Permit Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Taxes
(Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Toll Booth Taxes
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax
(SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal <U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME> State and Local Surcharge Ttaxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-Recurring Charges Tax
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Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Toll Bridge Taxes
Toll Tunnel Taxes
Traffic Fines
(indirect taxation)
Trailer Registration Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
And any other unconstitutional tax that has been applyed


COMMENTS:
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME> had absolutely no national debt<U1:PERSONNAME u2:st="on">,</U1:PERSONNAME> had the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened?