Alternative medical dictionary

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Artery
The study of paintings
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Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria
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Barium
What doctors do when patients die

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Benign
What you be, after you be eight
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Caesarean Section
A neighbourhood in Rome

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Cat scan
Searching for Kitty
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Cauterize
Made eye contact with her

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Colic
A sheep dog
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Coma
A punctuation mark

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Dilate
To live long

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Enema
Not a friend
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Fester
Quicker than someone else
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Fibula
A small lie

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Impotent
Distinguished, well known

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Labour Pain
Getting hurt at work

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Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane

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Morbid
A higher offer
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Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

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Node
I knew it
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Outpatient
A person who has fainted

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Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis

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Post Operative
A letter carrier
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Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery

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Rectum
Nearly killed them
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Secretion
Hiding something
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Seizure
Roman Emperor

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Tablet
A small table
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Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport

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Tumour
One plus one more

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Urine
Opposite of you're out
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