Baby's 1st Dr visit.

[Rocketman]

Baby's First Doctor Visit This made me laugh out loud. I hope it
> will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining
> room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The
> doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a
> little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
> 'Breast-fed,' she replied. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the
> doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
> rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed
> examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No
> wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' I know,'
> she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'