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08-31-2008, 09:05 AM
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School Excuse Notes
Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.
My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. Please excuse Paul from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
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