Retired people

[Rocketman]

*Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop.

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired

person a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08 .'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to
my health.*