Alternative Medical Dictionary

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An Alternative Medical Dictionary: Kindly sent by Nigel Morris

Artery The study of paintings
Barium What Doctors do when patients die
Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
D&C Where Washington is
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fibula A small lie
Genital Not a Jew
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain Getting hurt at work
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates
Node Was aware of
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Post-Operative Letter carrier
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
Seizure Roman Emperor
Tablet Small table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Urine Opposite of "You're out"