Wives night out.........

[Gigi]

Two married girls went to a club for a night out on the town. On the way home they had to pee. Since there were no gas stations around they pulled over to the side of the road by a cemetery. After doing what they had to do they realized they had no toilet paper. One resourceful girl used her underwear and after wiping discarded them in the bushes. The other girl not wanting to ruin a good pair of underwear looked around for a substitute. She saw a wreath on one of the graves and used the ribbon from the wreath to take care of business.

The next morning one of the girls husbands calls the others husband. He says I don't know what our wives were up to last night but Shelia came home with no panties. The other husband said yea I think something is up. When my wife came home she had a card between her butt cheeks that said, From all the boys at the fire house, thanks for all the good times.